1) Life’s pretty unfair sometimes. Loud music hurts your ears, food that tastes awesome is bad for you, really good looking guys tend to be poison. Sometimes I feel like I’m stuck in a massive didactic video game.
2) Why are credits always FIRST in feature length kid’s cartoons? What the heck kind of hook is that?
3) When I wake up in the morning the first thing I do is wash my face. I can’t stand to have the “dirty face” feel. But why is the skin on our face so sensitive? I don’t wake up and think, “Oh man, I’ve got to wash my forearm, it’s soooo bothering me right now.” Biologically it would make more sense to have rough, scaly face skin, because it’s always exposed to the elements. We should have feet skin on our faces. Not attractive, but practical!