Seriously? You guys like this stuff?
Well, apparently at least some of you do, because the poll said YES! Tell us more about your randomly firing synapses! Fine then. I will. Remember – you asked me to.
And before you bother reading my non-scripted stuff, check out an interview with me on Caterina Torres’ blog where I actually sound intelligent.
1) What’s the deal with tampons? What sick person came up with this? A pad… ok that makes some kind of sense. But who was the first person to say, “Hey! I know!”
2) I feel very sorry for the woman who provides the instructor’s voice on the Wii Fit. If I ever ran into her in public I would probably punch her in the throat on general principal.
3) I had a theory in college that if someone is eating easily dispensable food (like M&M’s) and you walked up to them looking pathetic with your mouth hanging open, they would feed you. It actually works most of the time. However – it does NOT work with someone else’s mobile hotspot.