1) I bought myself a nice, big HDTV to replace my old TV which was –
A: Square shaped
B: 200 lbs.
C: If you walked into the room on your heels nice and hard (like I do) the picture went
So I’ve entered the world of High Def and I have a complaint. It looks too real. Everything looks like a home video. I don’t know *why* this is, but I’m not sure I like it. The Walking Dead looks like I know zombies personally.
2) I’m trying to eat better and am OK with spending a little more money to do so. I made the leap to Greek yogurt. It tastes like bile. I’m sorry, but it does. So what I’ve learned this week as a consumer is that the more money you spend, the more frightened you are of TV and you get to taste vomit without the inconvenience of actually vomiting.
3) I stepped on a rake this morning and hit myself in the face. Yes, really. I’m now on high-alert for discarded banana peels and ACME products.