1) All stairs should be made out of a spongy material. That way when you fall you won’t get hurt, and you have the added benefit of struggling to go up them all the time to create great calf muscles.
2) Women spend a lot of time on our hair and fingernails to make people believe we are beautiful. Technically speaking both of these body parts are dead, which makes us all necrophiliacs.
3) Migraines really suck. Mine tend to pounce unexpectedly, and I’ve come to envision them as the Eye of Sauron suddenly spotting me and saying I SEE YOU!!!