I completely neglected to write a blog post for you guys today. So I interviewed myself for your enjoyment.
Q: What kind of a blogger does that?
A: The kind that has a 5 acre yard and not enough time to mow.
Q: What’s the most humbling thing that’s happened to you lately?
A: I had a tick on my head and I had to call my mom to pull it off. I’m 34 years old. That’s embarrassing.
Q: What’d you do this weekend?
A: I bought a piece of lawn art made out of an old frying pan and twisted metal welded together. It looks like a bird.
Q: You completely forgot to prep the blog for today. How are you going to make it up to your readers?
A: I thought I’d dig into my ARC pile and offer up something tasty. Enjoy!