1) What does the voice in your head sound like? No, not like one that tells me to do bad things, but my actual thoughts. Is it my voice? Is it my mom’s? What does it sound like. If you try to sit and figure this out, it will make you a little crazy. Just saying.
2) I accidentally scheduled eye surgery for the same day as a signing next week. I can either show up drugged and wearing a jaunty patch, or I can move the surgery. I’m actually considering the first one just to be colorful.
3) I really want to try the Roman chair at the gym for my abs, but I’m worried about a) looking stupid b) not being able to dismount without falling c) getting stuck and just hanging there until someone disengages me.