Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts lately…

1) What does the voice in your head sound like? No, not like one that tells me to do bad things, but my actual thoughts. Is it my voice? Is it my mom’s? What does it sound like. If you try to sit and figure this out, it will make you a little crazy. Just saying.

2) I accidentally scheduled eye surgery for the same day as a signing next week. I can either show up drugged and wearing a jaunty patch, or I can move the surgery. I’m actually considering the first one just to be colorful.

3) I really want to try the Roman chair at the gym for my abs, but I’m worried about a) looking stupid b) not being able to dismount without falling c) getting stuck and just hanging there until someone disengages me.

6 thoughts on “Thursday Thoughts

  1. You could keep the surgery date and call that day's signatures “limited edition.”

    Let us know if you survive the chair!

  2. I have no idea what a “Roman chair” is… but I'll tell you what popped into my head: you in a beautiful gold-trimmed toga being carried in your chair through the agora by beautiful male slaves (because there were slaves then – we are not PC in historical fiction, my friends) while you sip wine and gesture with your beringed fingers at the things you want to buy.

  3. I love that everyone is more focused on the fact that I'm going to physically injure myself than the fact that I'm possibly insane.

    Ah…. it's refreshing.

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