Thursday Thoughts

Thoughts lately…

1) I’m very grateful for the invention of Bluetooth technology. When I’m “writing” while I drive, (which includes gestures and speaking) people just think I’m swanky and up-to-date, not insane.

2) It’s extremely difficult to hold your tongue perfectly still. Seriously. Go stand in front of mirror with your mouth hanging open and concentrate on your tongue. It moves. Even when you’re telling it not to. Conclusion: your tongue is self-aware.

3) You cannot name the person you are in a relationship with on Facebook if they are not on Facebook. Isn’t this an indicator of a cult? You shall not date someone outside of the group.

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