1) We always use football fields as size references. But if you tell me something’s as big as Tunguska I’d be like OH MAN HOLY SHIT.
2) When I have a sore throat and people hoarse-talk back at me, I want to punch then in the trachea so that they don’t have to fake it.
3) My nephew refers to Star Wars: A New Hope as the fourth movie and reads the CS Lewis books in chronological order. Our inner geeks are in constant conflict.